Dear Toasty, I loved you ever since the day we met. I wanted to be Mr. Toaster and you would be my Toast. I wouldn't share my toast. It would be mine. We would share secrets, laugh at n00bs, and even spit at ugly people ?. I called you bread one day, you almost killed me and fed me to dolphins. You are such a sweet piece of ass, when you get all buttered up my radiation shoots out like crazy! There's a meme I'd like to post, but I'd probably get forum banned for it. I wish you would see it, you'd probably DIE laughing. Anyways, the way your crumbs fall down when I smack you against something turns me on so much . Little Toasty pieces roaming about. You never age, or if you do, your age is toast so it doesn't matter. I love your sweet crust on a hot summers day, I sometimes save the crust for last. Everything referring to toast sounds so dirty so I can't even do this shit. But yea, keep looking good with that butter but . If you need more toasting I can be the toaster to toast you up and make you toasty because your name is Toasty and toasty refers to toast . Sincerely, Future Mr. Toaster. <3
Unf I can't say what I want to cause RULES. BUT. This is perfect and yes. I'm going to keep it forever.