What is the best feeling in the world ?

Stabbing someone in the back. *Sighs happily*

 

Farting in an open space after holding your gas in a really crowded area 

 

Having a massive dump in the comfort of your own home after going all day trying to hold it in to avoid public toilets.

 

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy

 

Taking A PEEE in the middle of the night 

 

Feeling too lazy to make it to bathroom, and letting some brown joy out? Then covering it up by saying it's just some old mud that got on my pants 

 

Wtf mike???

Sleeping...

 

All tho I've never felt this feeling before, I'm sure it would be the day your stand in front of the women of your dreams, say "I do" and have the first kiss as a married couple
 just need to find that perfect women 

 

nah, War-King, it's later that night that really takes the cake. 

 

That's a feel of realisation and regret King.

Stick to the crap/pee/fart related feelings. They are always good

 

When you finish taking a huge dump


#bliss

 

I haven't yet felt regret, Measure  but… I also never said "I do." I said "Yes." 

 

Its when you tought you're gonna hit someone's head with the baseball and the ball just passed to that person over his head. I felt relieved that time when it didn't hit the person' s head

 

The best feeling would be getting to see your baby for the first time after nine/ten months of having him/her inside you and knowing all that pain you were just in was well worth it  I still haven't felt it but will soon 

 

Getting morphine after jumping off a building and snapping both legs

 

Jenny nailed it  congrats btw 

 

Eating cheetos and surfing the net