Corrupt a wish

(Doubt it would happen)
Granted, But the cake is a lie.

I wish for better stats.

 

Granted but you reset accidentally.

I wish time would go in circles. 

 

Granted but time starts over when you ask your girlfriend out.
I wish to be god

 

I wish the pimps would stay out of my crib. -.-

 

Granted but you're god in name only.

I wish time ran in circles. (Try again, Im a girl not a guy and I'm straight )

 

Granted but now you have to live the rest of your life running in circles ?

Wish i had no fears ?

 

Bump :|

 

Granted but you should of feared cats because you go up to pet one and it claws your eyeballs out. 

I wish I was a unicorn... 

 

Granted. Mankind hunts you down to no end in the name of science, witchery and MLP

I wish Batman really existed.

 

Okay

 

Granted, but he died of old age.

I wish I could ride a pegasus over a rainbow

 

Granted but you fall off and die

I wish for more wishes

 

Granted, but you fall off.

I wish Captain Levi was real

 

Granted, but he died by looking at you

 

Granted, but he died by looking at you

i wish this thread would go on til infinitely

 

Granted, but another copy thread was made as well

I wish for a peach

 

Granted. It's rotten.

I wish the guy below me gives me 10T dv.

 

Granted, but I don't hire back

I wish pun sold me his account

 

Granted, but he reset.


I wish to be unsilenced

 

Granted, but then you mess up and get forum banned permanently.

I wish for my cat to live forever.