When I ripped my pants I thought that I had everybody on my side, 'till I went and blew it, all sky high and now she won't even spare a passing glance all just because I ripped my pants. When big Lary came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse but the pain feels so much worse Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.... Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS