BEST JOKE WINS A 40B DV

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, Nov 17, 2013.

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  1. ?Free money?

    Just Post your jokes here and by the end of today ( 12 Hours from now) I will pick someone and give them a 40b Dv.

    (Must have at lest 5b on hand or be
    able to get that)

    And to specify is a 40Dv Not until you get a 40b profit

    ✰Do follow the Tou rules✰


    ?excuse any typo's?
     
    #1 Julzz, Nov 17, 2013
  2.  What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

     He wipes his butt.. 
     
    #2 -Ahli-LovesMike, Nov 17, 2013
  3.  and count me out for the dv.. I don't need it..  doing a great thing here lady 
     
    #3 -Ahli-LovesMike, Nov 17, 2013
  4. lmao Ahli ?
     
    #4 Julzz, Nov 17, 2013
  5. How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener

    Nice thread and sweet of you to do this, lets just hope they keep it clean ?

    Which is the joke, you decide ?
     
    #5 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  6. Dyslexic man walks into a bra
     
    #6 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  7. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic
     
    #7 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  8. A guy walks into a bar and says ow
     
    #8 DrKevorkian, Nov 17, 2013
  9. ️which came first, the chicken or the egg????




    it was the rooster
     
    #9 Knife1, Nov 17, 2013
  10. I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
     
    #10 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  11. Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow
     
    #11 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  12. Why do chickens sit on eggs?


    BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CHAIRS! bahahaha?
     
    #12 -MvP-KrabbyPatty, Nov 17, 2013
  13. Did you here about the kidnapping in school?

    Its ok, he woke up
     
    #13 Fat_Ass, Nov 17, 2013
  14. babe ?you are excluded thokeep them coming tho.

    Come on people no one wants free money ?
    Seems to happen when I want to give money away. No one wants it.
     
    #14 Julzz, Nov 17, 2013
  15. So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck
     
    #15 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  16. -BCS-
     
    #16 DrKevorkian, Nov 17, 2013
  17. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?




    To get to the bottom
     
    #17 Riccena, Nov 17, 2013
  18. What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
     
    #18 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  19. It ain't about the money money money, just tryin' a be funny funny funny ??

    What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah
     
    #19 SIN-Aiden, Nov 17, 2013
  20. A young man finds a pair of boxers in his newly wed wifes car..
    He goes to his priest about it, bringing the boxers with him.
    He says "father, I found these In my wifes car, I think she's cheating on me"
    The priest takes the boxers and has a big sniff of them, and saying
    "He's not from the parish anyway"
     
    #20 lNACTlVE, Nov 17, 2013
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