The DV Poem Roses are red, Violet's are violet, They aren't fucking blue, If you don't give me a prize, I'll make your momma cry, I'll give her a sore behind, The one that makes me look so kind My price isn't high, My stats ain't nothing compared to pie, I know i'm trying to rhyme, But it just ain't working this time
Now this is a story all about how my chips flipped over on the ground and now id like to take a minute just sit right back I'll tell you how I became a prince of a town chip land! ?
Oh chips my chipsy flavour Can my mom ever do me a favor? To press you with milk every month Till you melt in my mouth Oh chips my chipsy flavour Can i ever get this favor? Until i get a pie My love for you will never die
Chips, chip, oh right from the start I knew our love would never part When life kicked me down and left me for dead I never lost faith for it had been said That a man has a best friend, oh that he does love Be it a dog, a cat, a turtle or a dove But you are my friend. My one and only friend. For your crispness is sealed and your flavor shall not bend We have parted our seperate ways and said our goodbyes For my doctor said if i dont, ill have to amputate my swollen thighs You gave me diabetes, heart failure, cardiac arrest and more Until i finally passed out on the floor When i awoke you were nowhere to be seen Gosh! From all the trouble you bring Now im lying on my deathbed with a machine for a heart For my heart has combust and just fell apart Yet i still yearn for your taste, your flavor on my lips With salsa, guac and some other dips Our love cannot be, but i want you to know My body may be gone, but my soul will never go
Chips...you're so thin..crunchy and crisp. When I'm all alone, you bring me bliss. Popping you into my mouth handful by crunchy handful. Mmmmm...my salty crispy treat..you rule. So be kind to me...get rid of you calories.. lose that filty trans fat..That way I can eat u guilt free. Until than...let's keep the these bad calories between you and me..