Your relationship status?

My one and only love is right here.

 

Same.

 

angel

 

I own half of the girls of ascension and some randomly spread throughout clubs.

I have a harem.

Get like me 

And I also have a Lois.  he doesn't count though.

 

I have 8 dogs, they're better than any partner, because they wont break up with you or cheat on you, and they are amazing, fuck you guys in relationships

 

I have a James  I keep him in my basement.

 

#ForeverALoner

But I do have Josh.

 

7 girlfriends lmao

 

FOREVERALONE?