Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1.  X you leave my bow alone..
     would you like some fries with that shake?
     
    #261 -Friday4-, Nov 1, 2013
  2. If you were any uglier than you are now.. I wouldn't be able to look at you.
     
    #262 Player11171305, Nov 2, 2013
  3. Hi
     
    #263 ELMO45, Nov 2, 2013
  4. Friday 
    He's my bow.

    When I am without her, the sun doesn’t shine as brightly.
    When I am without her, the clouds are dark and foreboding.
    When I am without her, the birds don’t sing as sweetly.
    When I am without her, the walls close in on me.
    When I am without her, in the depths of my hell, whispering her name sustains me.
    But, when I am with her, she lifts me up.
    When I am with her, I have the strength to move mountains.
    When I am with her, I can withstand anything.
    When I am with her, her smile warms my very soul.
    When I am with her, the angels sing her name.
    When I am with her, I fall in love all over again.
     
    #264 Jordiii, Nov 2, 2013
  5. Do You Like Music? Because I Would Put Your Voice On Repeat
     
    #265 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Nov 2, 2013
  6. you guys have some really good ones
     
    #266 iLexiTheToughCookie, Nov 3, 2013
  7. dont u tired?
    cos u keep running in my mind
     
    #267 -Mingru-, Nov 3, 2013
  8. Are you from Tenessee cuz you're the only Ten-I-see
     
    #268 count-_-ry_gal, Nov 3, 2013
  9. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped
     
    #269 -YOGI_BEAR-, Nov 3, 2013
  10. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
     
    #270 -YOGI_BEAR-, Nov 3, 2013
  11. Soooooooooo wanna go halves on a barstard?.


    Strangely it actually worked once.
     
    #271 Temporal-Insanity, Nov 3, 2013
  12. lets play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar
     
    #272 -YOGI_BEAR-, Nov 3, 2013
  13. You must be a snickers because you satisfy me... (I wanna get chocolate wasted now )
     
    #273 LA-T0XiCA, Nov 3, 2013
  14. Want to test your vocal range? I can make it go to the highest. 

     
    #274 -MsChocoLatte-, Nov 3, 2013
  15. If you were a Pokemon, I choose you! 
     
    #275 Mango, Nov 3, 2013
  16. Sexual mofos

    But day Pokemon one?
     
    #276 iLexiTheToughCookie, Nov 3, 2013
  17. "Hey wanna come over to my apartment and watch Family Guy on my laptop (insert creepy smile)"--Worst pick up used on me ever  Where do these people come from?  I am terrible at this , I just like making friends with people, and if it happens, it happens.
     
    #277 This_Is_Jessie, Nov 6, 2013
  18. Why did a blonde have the biggest bangers in 3rd grade?


    She was 21.
     
    #278 Fume, Nov 6, 2013
  19. how many pick up lines have we had in the past?
     
    #279 iLilyBingedMike, Nov 6, 2013
  20. If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have 5 cents.

    I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle 
     
    #280 iSpazzyLike-BN-OnBandz, Nov 6, 2013
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