Corrupt a wish

Granted But you fall asleep and drown after eating a shrimp.

I wish idevices would realize androids are better.

 

Granted but android stops producing

I wish i had a billion pound on reallife...

 

Granted, but you got robbed after three minutes.


I wish the person above me have a wish. Oh, he already had. xD

 

Granted but the wish you wished got wished by someone else so the wish you wished was a copy
Wish 

I wish forums was neater 

 

Granted But No One Goes On It




I wish my wish was granted...

 

Granted but a evil dwarf corrupts it


I wissh there was no Evil Dwarfs

 

Granted but Pandas wish comes true.

I wish I had unlimited laffy taffy

 

Granted, so there is just one evil dwarf, you.

I wish I could be the one to find the Holy Grail.

 

Grant but then your jaw breaks and you intake food through a straw.

I wish I was superhuman

 

Granted but you're superpowers kill you after a minute because they take use up all your energy.

I wish that I could have unlimited wishes

 

Granted, you die.

I wish I wasnt bored

 

Granted, but you cant stop having fun and collapse out of exhaustion

I wish I had maltesers

 

Granted but their the size of skittles,



I wish i never wished at all

 

Granted, your wish doesnt come true as a result of your wish...

I wish to bbbbump this thread

 

Granted, but then the topic gets locked and you get banned from forums.

I wish that this class could be over already.

 

Granted, but the same class starts again in 5 minutes ?

I wish I was Irish

 

Granted, people make fun of your accent

I wish I was ricch

 

Granted, but ur only 2' tall.

I wish to be forever happy for eternity.

 

Granted, but you're happy all alone.


I was I was left-handed

 

Granted,but now the left-arm is bigger than your right arm

I wish for wishes to wish for wishes