I haven't made a forum post while sober for... I think this is the first ever. Let me tell you about my day. I worked. Came home, worked out, ate, now I'm soaking my tired old behind in the tub and like almost everyday checked the forums. Well, what I've been seeing, has been pretty blah. Just the same names making the same boring threads, the same trolls doing what they do best (usually they are the best part and make me laugh out loud.). I see people crying about nothing, players with no-stat alts making fun of clubs, and players openly admitting that they are snitches. Now don't get me wrong, there has been some pretty good stuff out there. Usually I'm just to tired to leave a comment. Let me address some problems that I have with the sub-standard forums.... 1) QUIT RECYCLING OLD POSTS! If they were worth a damn, they would have been 'stickied'. ( however you spell it.) 2) QUIT WHINING! NO ONE CARES! If you bring it to the forums...you get made fun of. 3) DON'T USE FORUMS ASKING TO BE HIRED OR HIRE YOUR CRAPPY TUTS! Use world chat. You have a better chance there. 4) GROW SOME REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! If you are going to make fun of a person or club, show us your main. I do. 5) TOP CLUBS DON'T FEED INTO THE GARBAGE! Every top ten club has haters, get used to it. Haters gonna hate. Ignore or farm. 6) ?SNITCHES Where I work, snitches get stitches. If you have a problem with someone who cries to mods every time their butt gets hurt, there is a battle button. You cannot get into trouble for farming in a fighting game. Just saying. 7) TROLLS They are there to make people laugh, don't hate the trolls. I've been trolled. If they get me good, I give props. On that note, I'm one of the original trolls, so I have a special place in my heart for them. 8) COLD BATHWATER The water has gotten cold, my toes are wrinkled, and my phone is at ten percent. Thanks for listening to my little rant. Time to go.
You're better when you're drunk and those wrinkles are from old age. Don't lie! just kidding! Love ya Ditchy! This made my night!