Corrupt a wish

Granted but they all got granted for raunchy sexual favors.

I wish for immunity of corrupt wishes.

 

What the hell. Stealing my stuff >:|

 

Granted, but nobody cares about your immunity

I wish i was a pigeon with no wings

 

Granted, then someone drops you off a building.


I wish i was pimd famous.

 

Granted But You Turn Into A Penguin




I wish there was a 1b job

 

Granted, but you could never succeed at it.

I wish i had a halloween costume for this party tommorow.

 

Granted, but your Honey Boo Boos mom.

I wish that I don't bomb my concert

 

Granted but it gets riped 

 

I wish that I was a fish

 

Granted but you get used as bait

 

I wish I can hire all off pimd players

 

And never drop them

 

Granted. But they all reset on you

I wish I can go travelling around the world now.

 

Granted but the Cannibalistic Panda eats you 

I wish PIMD had auto correct

 

Granted, but you half your brain.

I wish I was poop.

 

You lose half your brain*

 

Granted but.....you have a nose

I wish i was a rock

 

Granted , but you'll always sink in whatever you do

I wish for a Ferrari 

 

Granted but I steal it

I wish I wasn't silenced ?

 

Granted but your account gets locked 


I wish I owned Jen