Corrupt a wish

Granted, but this wish doesn't come true either. So everyone else's wished come true.


I wish I had 1 dollar.

 

Wishes

 

Granted, but you're fined for $1084919489172810184819279.

I wish I can sing well.

 

Granted but your teeth fall out

I wish i was in bcs?

 

Granted but you sing too much and lose your voice

I wish I knew why I played this game o.o

 

you missed my wish

 

Granted, but you never reach LCBC.

I wish I had a sandwich right now. 

 

Granted and your wish stays missed

I wish vip clubs roleplayed

 

 I did...that's cuz your wish didn't show up before I started typing my wish...

Granted but someone hacks into your account and steals it from you

Same wish I wished up there

 

Dang people type too fast 

 

Granted but then you forget everything, and you're wandering the world, not knowing anything at all including, who you are, why you're here, etc.

I wish that I could be dating Draco Malfoy ??

 

Granted but he is using you to cover up his gay relationship with professor Snape.

I wish i beat saints row 4 before i had to take it back

 

Granted but you became part of the game and died at the end

I wish my cat stopped attacking my feet

 

Granted but your feet get suffocated by shoes that are too small.

I wish I could cook.

 

Granted,but you're broke and can't afford to buy ingredients

I wish for more no more wishes

 

Granted, but now you have infinite wishes to use up before the last wish for no wishes XD


I wish I was LCBC 

 

Granted but you drop your phone in the toilet

I wish Billingsworth didn't miss my wish

 

Granted, but Billingsworth reset and died.


I wish Landon played still 

 

Granted, but he hates you


I wish I had 1 million dollars.

 

Granted but u shit ur pants

Uh I wish I had wish and I knew what it was