Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
     
    #221 _E_, Oct 29, 2013
  2. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs??


    I'm like budweiser, always fills you up never lets you down.
     
    #222 _E_, Oct 29, 2013
  3. You must be tired cuz you been running through my head all day.....
     
    #223 Ittyyyyyy, Oct 29, 2013
  4. Old.....
     
    #224 lonely-wolf-, Oct 29, 2013
  5. Do u have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you. 
     
    #225 Fat_Ass, Oct 29, 2013
  6. If you were with me I'd make ever day like Christmas, and every night like the 4th of July!
     
    #226 -Complete_Chaos-, Oct 29, 2013
  7. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
     
    #227 *TrinityMasters (01), Oct 29, 2013
  8. I love your costume, you really went all out this year...

    Other person: i'm not wearing one...

    You: oh, my mistake, you must be... Fill in the blank!


    Yay!
     
    #228 Forever-Deadly-, Oct 29, 2013
  9. Girl your beauty stand out like a waterfall in a dry desert.....
     
    #229 V-ll_VIAGRA-2_V-ll, Oct 29, 2013
  10. ?Awww. I don't mind, old or new lines guys, just give it your best shot!
     
    #230 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 29, 2013
  11. Baby you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only Ten I see
     
    #231 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 30, 2013
  12. Excuse me miss, you dropped something.


    *girl looks around then looks back at me*

    My heart.
     
    #232 DKDallas116, Oct 30, 2013
  13.  you must have performed on wicked
    Cause you bewitched me 
     
    #233 -Friday4-, Oct 30, 2013
  14. I like your purse? there's a bathroom over thee if you want to go do it. (That's one always works)
     
    #234 -ItsMeSquishee-, Oct 30, 2013
  15. YOLO, LETS FUCK,

    Best pickup line for them mainstream girls
     
    #235 *StrawberrySwitchBlade (01), Oct 30, 2013
  16. Hey let me whisper in your ear tell u a lil something you might like to hear: call me thats a good one
     
    #236 SarcasticResponse, Oct 30, 2013
  17. 
     
    #237 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 30, 2013
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    #238 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 31, 2013
  19. Are you from tennessee? Because you are fucking ugly.
     
    #239 -UI-Gone, Oct 31, 2013
  20. i'd love to tell u how Hot u look today,but u're not single so i rather not waste my time
     
    #240 AxLana, Oct 31, 2013
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