Corrupt a wish

Granted but it rains piss on u

 

I wish for green eyes

 

Granted :ur green eyes causes u to run traffic lights and crash intoa porter potty after a fat greases guy used it
I wish i was Morgan freeman

 

Granted. But they mutate purple.


Wth does a man have to do to be a fully functional-non-dying fairy


I wish to be a fairy that can not die, that can talk and that can fly.

 

Granted: you are a blind fairy
i wish this fly stop bothering me while i am trying to poot

 

Granted, but you're the god fairy of Cinderella's brattier and more selfish immortal sister. You have to do whatever she wants.

I wish I was a polar bear.

 

OOPS. Granted, but a million spiders come to bother you instead.

 

But they went extinct 
I wish I was a fairy

 

Granted but u can't fly

 

I wish I could f a hot girl with no health problems and my age 19

 

Granted, but you'll be trapped in a jar >

I wish I had a pet unicorn 

 

Chiwah you stole my fire.

 

Granted but ur Stuck with a cop for a day I wish I could fart and no one smell it

 

Almost no down side

 

Granted but you were run over by a truck

 

I wish I was a fairy

 

Granted, but EVERYONE can hear it.

I wish I was a shrub.

 

Oops

But you're as small as an atom.

 

Granted, but gets squashed.



I wish I was a fairy the can not die, can talk, can fly, and can see

 

Fine but u get ran over and it hurts I wish for everyone to look at this joke
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