Corrupt a wish

Granted but then Microsoft crashes and burns, and no one uses it anymore.

I wish that I could go to Hogwarts ?

 

Granted: Hogwarts is full of farting 5 year olds
I wish I was a frozen sock

 

Granted, but you're all stinky and sweaty

I wish unicorns were real

 

granted but your bill clintons secret sock

I wish i was blind deaf and stupid

 

Granted, but you die

I wish i was in space

 

Granted but as released astronaut feces

I wish i could poop gold

 

Granted, but you'll never stop pooping for the rest of your life..

I wish i have superpowers

 

granted. but you died. ?

i wish i could fly.

 

Granted, but u crash into a plane and die along with another 50 people

I wish I could swim..damn

 

Granted. A whale sucks you in while taking a breath.

I wish life wasnt a bitch

 

granted. but then its a bitch all

 

ovet again.


i wish i was pretty! ??

 

Granted,but life finds a loop hole and makes you a bitch

I wish cancer got cancer and died

 

Oops

 

To:Zombie Princess
Granted,but you are now pretty but pretty ugly
Same wish as last post

 

Wish not granted?

I wish I got UNSILENCED .-. Stained my perfect record

 

Granted, but you get silenced again and again until a perm silence.

I wish I'd understand the Cold War

 

Granted but then you'd lose the ability to speak 


I wish my wish would come true 

 

Granted,your wish for your wish to come true comes true but since you really didnt wish for anything you gain nothing

I wish for no wish

 

That's a good one...granted but then the person below you wishes for you to wish for something

I wish the person above me would wish for a wish. 