Corrupt a wish

Granted, but a hobo steals your money

I wish I was HAWT

 

Granted, you get hit in the face with a brick

I wish couldn't die

 

Granted, but you're ugly for the rest of your life.

I wish I lived in Hogwarts.

 

Granted, but you must shave hagrids back


I wish BCS wasn't a thing

 

Granted but your nose is connected to your ass

I wish i was yun yun

 

Granted, but you lose all tuts and ranking

I wish I was foot

 

Granted but now you're a jerk

I wish i wallace

 

Granted, but now your ass is all over the Internet

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener

 

Granted, but you're only eaten but nasty old women.

I wish Halloween was all year.

 

Granted,,,your so ugly Halloween is now name Foleyy

 

I wish I was a no name bran can of mixed vegetables

 

I are you

I wish I was lcbc

 

Ate*

 

Granted, but then your game messes up and you're back at the very beginning with 14 cs ?

I wish that my uni exams were already over.

 

Granted but you fail on every test



I wish I look like Johnny Depp

 

Granted but you are Edward scissor hands and you need to pee

I wish i was invisible

 

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I was superman

 

Granted, but you fall while flying.

I wish I would get A's on all tests.

 

Granted, but school burns down


I wish I owned Microsoft