Cheap Dumb Costume Ideas

Rap yourself up in bog roll, you're a mummy 

 

#3 idea
1.) Get really really drunk at a party
2.) Sleep with your cousin

Turn into: A red neck.

 

I LOVE THE SECOND ONE

 

Of course you do Brooke

 

 these are all ridiculously... Stupid. 





Nah, I'm kidding. These are hilarious!

1)Paint your face pumpkin orange
2)Put on a shit load of makeup
3)Wear the skimpiest dress you own
4)Wear some hooker heels.
5)Talk like you have something stuck in your nose
6)Get drunk and act trashy

What are you? Snooki.

 

The first one didn't make sense... It was more like "vampire DAIRIES"

 

Wait you already stated that?

 

Or, this is what im doing btw:

1. Buy a Footy pajama
2. Buy a pacifier
3. Get a string

Tie the pacifier on the strong and wear it as a necklace, what are you? A baby

 

Hahaha! 

 

Wear regular clothes and carry a strike sign.
What are you? Nudist on strike.

 

Darn it. Gabby spoiled my costume idea.

 

Idea 4
1. You will need 3 or more people
2. Go on all fours and face ass to face on the next person
3. Crawl
What are you: The Human Centipede.

 

One year I put a cardboard box around myself with free kittens wrote on it and wore car ears and drew whiskers on myself and black legging and a black top

I was a free kitten 

The pick up lines I got that night were hilarious

"Out of the litter I would have choose you"
"So if you're free that means I can take you home right?"
"Who would have chose other pussy besides you? I'd definitely choose yours."

Ect ect