I'm sorry guys. I can no longer live this life of lies. ,_, As most of you know my name is Brittany, but I go by OldMan. However this isn't the truth. The truth is I'm not old at all. .-. I don't even hang out in your rooms at night. I'm sorry guys. I'm not Herbert the Pervert. I'm really Alberto the Ugly. I'm got to stop living like this. Here's my real picture... I'm so sorry guys... I know there's nothing I can do that will make all my lies better, but I hope this is a start.
....I know. I can't find any in my size. It's embarrassing to go to a store and get measured for a cup size.