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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

    When I was 16, I found a girl with big boobs but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was very boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28, I found a very exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.





    I am older and wiser now.......



    ...and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.
     
  2.  Great thread.
     
  3. Lmao
    brilliant Jopo 
     
  4. Nah bruh the booty is what ur lookin for in a girl
     
  5. I was going thru old 'notes' on my notepad thing so I decided to post it here. lol.



    Yeah i'm bored and sleepy
     
  6. ?
     
  7. OUTSTANDING!!! 











    Let me know if she has a twin sister! 
     
  8. 
     
  9. Cool bro, I hope you will find a girl with big boobs bro ∩__∩Have fun getting old, lol ∩__∩
     
  10. 
     
  11. From what you've said, your stalker will either stalk you even more, or run away like a good girl?













    You heard me AngeliCat?
     
  12. 
     
  13. ? Life's a bitch
     
  14. I highly enjoyed reading this xD
     
  15. lmao Bow
    Haven't begun official stalker duties yet
     
  16. 
     
  17. I heard Jopo has another stalked Cat?
     
  18. Stalker*



















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