Pick Up Lines

If you were a booger I would pick you first

 

Excuse me? Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hey cutie, i lost my number, can i have yours?

Do you have a boyfriend? Neither do i, we got something in common already!!

Do you like pizza? Do you have a couch? Are you sexually active? Yes yes and yes? Oh me to, lets do them together

 

Do your feet hurt? 'Cause you've been walking through my mind all day

 

Hey babe do you work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong.

 

Are you a library book? 'Cause im checking you out

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U

 

Id put U and I together*

 

Are those space pants? 'Cause ur butt is out of this world!

 

do you work at subway?
cus you just gave me a foot long



idk if that's been said already

 

lmao yes ok nvm

 

Why bother trying to put U and I together when N and O already are

Put down️

 

Nice pants, I'd bet they will match the rug in my bedroom perfectly.

That scary looking dude has been checking you out, you better come home with me fast.

This is awkward so I'll get it out of the way now. What do you want for breakfast.

Let me just write my name on your hand so you don't forget it after you call me big daddy all night.

 

 Do you practice in the mirror?

 

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you

 

The word of the day is "legs"
Lets spread the word :|
Sorry i tried

 

if could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together

 

Dqmn someone already said that one

 

You can't spell us with out u

 

Are you made from copper and tellurium?
because your CuTe bad science pick up line



Sorry bout my spelling