Heres the game... One really funny joke u might of heard it or took it from somewhere to share it with everyone else Im gonna start with mines
A little girls is riding her bicycle down the street, when she comes to a stoplight, a cop on a horse pulls up next to her. He says, "nice bike you got there, did you get it from santa?" and the little girl gladly says yes. So the cop gives her a $5 ticket and says, "next year, tell him to put reflectors on the bike. So the little girl says, "nice horse, did u get it from santa?", the cop gladly says yes. And as the little girl rides away, she says, tell Santa the d*** goes under the horse, not on top.
I recently bought a self help DVD called, "How to deal with disappointment." When I got home and opened it, it was empty. ( ._.)
WAIT - if she had no arms to begin with. How could she have the ice-cream, U CANT DROP what you never HAD, right?
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'" Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life." The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate." Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big b**** that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables along the way.
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a c*****. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Here's a little Johnny one dunno if it is but i'm making it one anyway. Twas the day of thanksgiving. Little Johnny walks into the kitchen and as he does, his dad was trying to cut the turkey and cut his finger and said FUCK. Little Johnny asked, what does FUCK mean daddy? He said it means i'm cutting the turkey. Why don't you go upstairs and see what your mom is up to. Little Johnny goes up stairs and as he's about to walk into his mothers room, he hears her say SHIT. He asks, mom what does shit mean? She says, it means i'm putting make up on. Door bell rings, little Johnny runs down to open it, and some guests arrive. They ask him where his parents are, he says, you can come in, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and mom is upstairs putting shit on her face.