Do you have a dirty mind?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 20, 2013.


  1. Yeeeeaaaahhh.... I got bored
    Anyway i found this little questionare online [i think i was looking for forum games or something when i found it] and i thought i'd post it.

    Answer all the questions or just one question, doesn't matter. I'll post the answers later on, or if you can't wait wall me or something.

    Here goes, i didn't read them all so i hope i'm not bypassing

    1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

    3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

    5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

    7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

    8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

    9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

    Good luck
     
  2. 1-Legs ?
    2- A long ass lollipop
    3- Fuck
    4- Cunt
    5- A long ass pretzel
    6- I have no idea

    I'm not going to answer the rest ?
     
  3. 3 is a bypass right?
     
  4. Nope.  It's firetruck.
     
  5. Cookie got it it's a firetruck?
     
  6. Boobs

    The rest I don't care for
     
  7. EMBRACE YOURSELF YOOOO,
     
  8. 4. aunt 
     
  9. 1. Legs
    2. Zip


    This is too hard. Yes my mind lives in the gutter. It likes it there
     
  10. 1, 3 and 4 have been answered so far
    1 being legs
    3 being firetruck and
    4 beinf aunt
     
  11. 1. Legs
    2. Money
    3. Firetruck
    4. Aunt
    5. Bar of chocolate with nuts?
    6.
    7. Bubblegum
    8. Ring?
    9. Last name?
     
  12. 6. Grit
     
  13. Well my mind isnt the cleanest it seems. Even after i tried and focused on finding the right answer, i only found it for the cow, fire truck, and chocolate bar.
     
  14. You can blame todays society and media for that you poor child
     
  15. ITS IM MY NATUREEEEE
     
  16. Anyways have fun noobs
     
  17. I think that's a brilliant idea