Come get your Gazzy! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Player11171305, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. ATTENTION LADIES!
    Are you looking for a man? Do you like to rp?  Do you like to snuggle with bear-like men? Well then I have the perfect man for you! -_A_-Gazzenstein- is looking for a woman!

    That's right ladies! Gazzy is single and ready to mingle!! But he doesn't want just any old hag  There are requirements!

     Requirements:
    • Must be at least 6'9.
    • Must be a cyclops. (Have one giant eye)
    • Must have a third leg and two toes.
    • Must like to role play.
    • Must like to LARP.
    • Must know how to shop.
    • Must NOT know how to cook.

    Now, if you meet those requirements you're sure to get this hunk of a man. 

    Now go get him ladies!

    Oh, he also loves wall spam! Make sure to spam that wall! 






    Payback Gazzy.
     
  2. First blood 
     
  3. Darn it ?? if only I didn't know how to cook!!!
     
  4. Damn it, I don't know how to shop too ? so disappointing.
     
  5. I'm available and I'm sort of a cyclops
     
  6. Don't worry footy, he doesn't discriminate against men. 
     
  7.  B-U-M-P for Gazzy.
     
  8. I have first dibs
     
  9.  lmfao darn it. ? why is hazy asking for too much. Why two toes why not one ?
     
  10.  Don't worry. I'm sure Gazzy is open to reason.
     
  11.  aren't we all lucky one toed ladies  hollaa
     
  12.  I almost forgot,

    A dolla makes Gazzy holla. 

     You can catch him walking up and down the strip in his speedo. He'll twerk some for you too if you buy him a coke.
     
  13. Sounds hawt like a potawt.
     
  14. Oh yay, another one of these. At least the perception of my standards appears to be rising.
     
  15.  You know you love it Gazz. Don't lie.
     
  16. How does he feel about body hair 
     
  17. The more the better!  Chest hair, back hair, facial hair, leg hair, all hair.
     
  18. Brit, I don't know what to say. You've set requirements only you and footy could meet. I'm flattered, speechless and surprised.

    That said, Footy, see you in pm. Sorry Brit, should of added an aversion to mismatching socks in there to seal the deal.
     
  19.  Well I must say, I've been noticing you staring at my third leg, one eye and two toes.  So I just assumed you like your girls like that.
     
  20. Let me add that gaz only likes mismatched argyle socks. He still likes to keep things classy