The Shake Method Gone Wrong

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013.

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  1. As most of you know the iDevices have the shake method that leads you home...

    Well I use this method often when I'm really deep into my stalking or reading every page of a long thread. I have no life...Ahem moving on.

    Today while sitting in Walmart deep into forums (Waiting for my sister to use the restroom or just sitting there with a cart to pretend I have a life...Ahem moving on) my shaking wouldn't work. So I shook again trying to be discreet. I had a couple awkward stares and decided to wait a couple minutes.

    After a few minutes passed I shook again and it still wouldn't work...I grew impatient and forgetting my surroundings shook as hard as I could and accidentally slammed my phone into my face...well PimD went to the home screen but didn't intend to go with out a fight. My face hurt and I was surrounded by people asking if I was ok. Instead of leaving with a full cart...I left with a box of band-aids and cloud of shame.

    Thank You PimD for making me look stupid in public. :)
     
    #1 xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013
  2.  Band aids because you hit your face with your phone? ... Did your face start to bleed?
     
    #2 Player11171305, Oct 12, 2013
  3. 
     
    #3 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Oct 12, 2013


  4. Is this what u do when ur not in my pm? 
     
    #4 Fur-Elise, Oct 12, 2013
  5. I hit my lip and chin I'm fragile so yes my lip bled and I felt the need for band-aids. Don't judge me.
     
    #5 xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013
  6. this is hilarious I swear you and mason might be twins.
     
    #6 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 12, 2013
  7.  Well I hope your face heals o.o
     
    #7 Player11171305, Oct 12, 2013
  8. Yes, I use this a lot too and it sometimes doesn't work for me. :/ Then I have to press the back button about 50 times to go home. It's annoying.
     
    #8 FallenAngel12321, Oct 12, 2013
  9. Yes  This is what happens when you don't keep me busy with messages...Are you happy? 
     
    #9 xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013
  10. I always drop my phone to my face. I hope you don't have any scars. 
     
    #10 PassionRENAMED, Oct 12, 2013
  11.  Now I wanna know who Mason is?

    And I'm giving my shaking a rest for a while I'll just stick to less reading threads and more hitting the back button.
     
    #11 xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013
  12. The amount of times I have dropped my phone on my face, it has never started bleeding.
     
    #12 AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF, Oct 12, 2013
  13. I thought of the shaking method us guys do after going pee. 
     
    #13 -_A_-Pickle, Oct 12, 2013
  14. I'm not sure you can hit yourself in the face with that shaking method...

    And Lucasallan congratulations. Want some candy? 
     
    #14 xXx-BluntForceTrauma-xXx, Oct 12, 2013
  15. I can kick you're ass if you like ?
     
    #15 AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF, Oct 12, 2013
  16. Be nicer to a Lady. 
     
    #16 PassionRENAMED, Oct 12, 2013
  17. Lucas be nice
     
    #17 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 12, 2013
  18. I can hit myself in the face with "that" shaking methkd" 
     
    #18 Fur-Elise, Oct 12, 2013
  19. ?Really? I want to see a video about it. I hope you mean hitting with iDevice. 
     
    #19 PassionRENAMED, Oct 12, 2013
  20. She might be a 40 year old guy I don't know if she's a lady 
     
    #20 AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF, Oct 12, 2013
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