If your company is drugs like youre making it out to be, just change the product name... But i wouldnt go too far into details about it. They may check.
@TER I've had about enough of you with your smart ass remarks. write about my company? That sounds like a great idea considering the "product" I sell is illegal, I'm sure it will probably frowned apon by most colleges.
So, from what i get out of this thread. Before i go on, (excuse me i'm high) we must give the man a hand for his amazing grammar for a gangbanging drug dealer. I mean come on man, he must be moving weight like Apple moves iDevices. He obviously can type this paper, and the funny part is he can type it about angering all of you. That seems like an accomplishment in itself. Dude ball the fuck out. Go for 100 credits worth and a 2 bil dv. Eman. Out.
So you're a drug dealer?! Dude! No college is going to want you not only because you're too damn lazy to write your own fucking paper and when you take your placement test - that most colleges require - and you probably won't place, but if you sell on campus and get caught you will get thrown out and criminal charges will be pressed against you. Why don't you quit selling illegal substances and work hard like the rest of us? Oh right! Because, as this post demonstrates, you're lazy as fuck. "Expand your market" are you fucking kidding me? You're going to get caught, get thrown in jail, or end up killed. Write your own paper, grow up, and don't break the law. Laws are in place for a reason and things are illegal for a reason. Ugh. Just another delinquent kid who's not going to help make our streets safer and better things for the next generation but instead make them even more dangerous and supply to even more drug addicts. Smh. Good luck. Not. ️ Deuces.
I wonder how much a gram is in his 'market' you know all those 'high school dealers' just sell pot. You're a worthless piece of shit. You're bragging about selling an illegal 'product' which makes you a lowlife. You have a lot of 'street' smarts but no book smarts? So youre going to pay someone 5$ to do something for you? Id need at least 20$ and id be done in 15 minutes... Write about volunteering or helping a little league coach, or how you didnt get arrested that one time because you were being pressured into doing drugs but instead you walked away and on your way home you saved people from a burning building... Oh wait, you stayed and smoked... THATS YOUR LIFE! Id kick you in the balls if i was your teacher. You suck.
All those teachers and community's hard work giving you an education and making sure you survived to 12th grade and this is how you repay them? By having someone else write your 500-1000 word essay on something interesting you did in high school? Fuck you
@TER who said anything about pot? You think I mad my monopoly off of pot just like every other wannabe? I think not. Lmfao you're so naive.
@TER and trust me I won't get got. I have common sense I don't sell on school property I'm not an idiot. I don't even make the deals I'm just the distributor. I haven't made a deal myself since jr high. I'm on top, I am winning! I have grown ass adults working for me
Lol it's crazy to see everyone offended about cheating. Quagmire put your skin back on, one of us is about to freak out
You think they are capable of writing my paper? A 17 year old kid manipulated them to doing my dirty work. They're not the brightest people around