I'll buy you 50 credits worth of gifts

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Steezy, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. I hope the professor sees this
     
  2. OP, it's just an essay about yourself while you were in highschool. If you ever pass that entrance exam, there will be a whole lot more essays and freakin term papers in store for you and you can't ask people to do it for you every single time. Learn to get by in college the right way because after getting that degree, it would be worth it. Only if it were really your[/] effort.
     
  3. Oh dear 

    Are you really THIS incapable?

    Let me make it easy for you.

    1. You need an outline and to brainstorm.

    What did you do in high school?
    What sports did you play?
    What clubs were you in?
    Did you participate in play productions?
    Did you take any APs?
    Ever go abroad?
    Did you do a lot or a little?
    (If you did a lot your topic sentence might be "In high school I was an active member of the community as I did blah blah blah". If you did a little it might be "In high school I chose to focus on blah blah blah".)

    It's not that fucking hard. I even helped.
     
  4. Just going to put this out there.. o.o

    You said "I'll buy you 50 credits with of gifts if you write my college essay."

    That's only five dollars...  I highly doubt anyone would write an essay for you for five dollars.
     
  5. _Steezy oh wait I mean Sleazy....

    Listen here, if you cannot write an essay by yourself that's only 1000 words at max then you are absolutely unequivocally, without a shred of doubt, NOT ready for college...

    You want to get into college? Work fucking hard at it! Just like a lot of the other players on this app.

    I barely lifted a finger in high school, no college wanted me right out of the gate. I had to prove myself - I had to WORK at it! Now I'm working on my 3rd degree....

    So absolutely 1000000% no, I will not help you plagiarize a college entrance essay or any other! Not only because of the morality and legality of it but seriously.... 5 bucks? I've known people to pay 500 for ONE essay... Nevermind a stupid page an a half if that.

    Get off PiMD and do your work! Grow up and get shit done on your own! College is for ADULTS not CHILDREN who expect and want work to be done for them.

    You're an utter disgrace.
     
  6. Wow look at all the pEople who have never cheated in their lives -_-
     
  7. Im in high school and smoke pot and still wouldnt do this your cheating yourself out if inteligence
     
  8. I actually have never cheated. I would rather not do work then take credit for work someone else has done.
     
  9. You say that like you're proud of the fact your cheated. That's really sad.
     
  10. Dude if u cant write this urself then u need not to be wasting money on college..just go get a min wage job dude n do what u want which is obviously to b a bum..how are u goin to feel good about urself n accomplihments if theyre NOT urs?!! You sound like most of the lazy ass americans in this country!! Exactly y US is goin to crap bc of little butt heads like u cheating their way through life!! SMFH! If u dont write this urself I pray u dont get in bc ud be taking away from someone else that REALLY WANTS IT AND WORKED HARD FOR IT!! Ur just another deadbeat!
     
  11. Its sad to bc if u r willing to buy ur essay u must have money..so what another rich kid wastin time n money so u prob dont even understand how important college is for everyone else! U were prob born w silver spoon in ur mouth n dont want mommy or daddy cutting u off! Im right im sure..smh!!
     
  12. Eh...actually I will write for you. Follow me with your main if you have one. I'm doing this for the money (EC) you're offering, and I'm not responsible for any long term effects you'll have by not writing it yourself.
     
  13. @imagine I'm not wasting my money on college, money is not an issue for me. I am a senior in high school and I have my own "business" that I am making mor money then most people with college degrees already. The only reason I want to go to college is to expand my market of people to by my "product"
     
  14. @imagine lmfao I was not born rich, I was born poor af. I made my own monopoly with hard work and dedication! Sure I may not have the most "book smarts" but I have more street smarts than you can ever wish to have. And my success of my business is proof of that.
     
  15. Lies 


    If you're this stupid that you cant write an essay there's no way you can manage your little operation  maybe a lemonade stand at the most but that requires some calculations. But ehh you probably ask your little siblings for help on that
     
  16. Laugh all you want. Idgaf. I am a terrible writer and can't think of anything that I have accomplished in high school that I can write about.
     
  17. Well if you would have paid attention in high school and gone to college and not cheat your way through you'd be a billionaire like me.
     
  18. LOL!!!

    Mor? By?!?

    I call bullshit...

    You have no company and no product... You're full of shit, youve already written more than 500 words explaining yourself as to why you should able to do this...

    Your 'company' must have been started in high school, and if it wasn't write about that...

    THERE ARE SO MANY HOLES IN YOUR FUCKING STORY.

    Yea, i make stupid threads and say i dont care about people who have hurt me, whether what I say is true or not... Its what I want to write about. Youre playing A TEXT BASED Role playing game, and dont want to write 500 words about something cool that happened to you?

    Why not just take this thread and hand it in?

    You're an idiot, and 5$ isnt a lot of money for anyone, you're not offering up enough.