Ode To Bacon

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by VT-RST_Ashy_RAWRRs_4_Dougy, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. TRISHA! Put on a bacon bikini and let me eat it off of your naked body 
     
  2. I like turkey bacon better, actually. 
     
  3. Try my cakes. Pancakes with crisp bacon chopped into bite sized pieces mixed in the batter, topped with sausage gravy. I call it the wake up to a heart attack, but it's so good.
     
  4. I hate bacon 
     
  5.  that sounds delicious!

     Turkey Bacon is not Bacon!

     Duke that's blasphemy
     
  6. In hungry now!!! Damn you ashy!!!
     
  7. Anya! Make bacon!  I make these yummy little tidbits with hallowed out jalapeños and I stuff them with cream cheese and wrap them in bacon and then bake them  OMG so good!

    Or you take lil smokies wrap them in bacon and then roll them in brown sugar and bake then I call them crack weenies
     
  8. Ummm post
     
  9. This is simply the best thread i have ever read in my life. Don't touch my bacon. That is all.
     
  10. Yw ashy 
     
  11. Bacon wrapped chicken or sausages is great though.
     
  12. Bacon is.......... meh. Only time I'd eat it is if it's on the side of scrambled eggs, sausage, hashbrown and pancakes.

    Or wrapped around franks on a hot dog.
     
  13. Bacon in the pasta Carbonara
    Bacon wrapped around fish
    BLT's
    Bacon and eggs
    Bacon pancakes
    Kevin Bacon?
     
  14. Okay ash  
     
  15. I have a question.

    What's so great about bacon?

    I've had it maybe three times in my life and last time made me really really sick.
     
  16. Nothing. It makes your sweat and body smell bad. ?
     
  17. What's great about bacon?
    It's gods ultimate temptation to the Jews and Muslims. It's the only reason pigs are raised instead of becoming extinct. It's the crispy, salty, artery clogging breakfast food that defines American breakfasts. There is even a bacon scented perfume now that is proven to attract men.
     
  18. Bacon is natures meat candy 