]hello, my good forumers my name is alt, and i come to you with a heavy heart, and a box of tacos, to formally request that i may be trained in the pimd-ic ways of the force. i desire to be under the influence of one who has mastered this art to the max, and who tells funny jokes in tc oh where might i find such a master? the council of pimd-ers who call themselves VIP are but haughty and greedy, and have too many poles in their butts to even think of taking me under their wing why must they be so mean to alt? either way, i want a funny lcbc to hire me and trade jokes with me in tc