If you think the stories are "horrible", then that's your opinion, and I won't bash you for it. If you were trying to wind me up by saying that, it didn't work.
No, we ate food, unless someone does eat dirt in which i request you seek counseling we are not offending you, we are not fighting you we are asking for you to please stop getting your forums mixed up and just move too "Clubs" or "Off Topic"