Happy birthday to you, you're one-hundred-and-two, you still go to pre-school! With a diaper on you!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST AMAZINGEST AND AWESOMEST PUPIL AND FRIEND EVER! I hope you have an amazing day, full of joy, happiness and laughter!
It's settled. Next time you change your name, you change it to -_A_-RomaingGnome and see how many people notice!