Clearly, when bumping a thread you are bringing it back to life using the unholy powers of the devil. It's unheard of of a thread or any living thing to be revived upon death by any other means. So, to all you thread bumpers, how "down" are you with the devil? How much do you kids love the devil? We thought you were nice, but now we see you throwing up the horns for Beelzebub? Fellow PiMDtards, we must begin a holy crusade to wipe this abomination against man from our soil and regain the holy garbage that is PiMD. Hear us now, you evil wizards and serpents of sin, your unholy acts will not go unpunished!
Well, I ain't got much to do early in the morning. And word vomit is the best way to get rid of boredom.
The moderators possess the power to lock up these threads, warding us off from performing such horrendous acts.
Black magic uses the unholy powers of Hell's Legion to destroy one's enemies. Pink magic just summons a unicorn named Gay Jerry with a fifth leg that has it's own noticeable gravitational pull. There's a huge difference.