So there's this Dairy Queen in my town and theres a sign outside it saying, "Orange Julius is here!" And all I can think of is, "Who is Orange Julius and why are they here?" Everytime I pass that sign, I think that. Then there was this other sign for this one restaurant and it said "Grand opening". That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't like that for the past couple years until they finally took it down in April or somewhere around there. And finally, this sign by Smitty's is really cool. I least I think it is. The words on it read, "BOSS SAID CHANGE THE SIGN SO I DID". Just like that. And this, my friends, has been useless so I thank you for reading this and allowing me to waste minutes of your life that you will never, I repeat, never get them back. Ever. But I am interested in what youbthinknis intetesting about what you find fascinating, so it would be fantastic if you could share anything interesting or of the likes.