about the birdman

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. Hello

    I am the birdman

    You may think "what ,a man thats a bird"

    Yes i was born like any other human being. A few days later a bird pecked me on the head whilst my parents were taking me for a walk in the pushchair.

    Then it began. The mutation. My nose began to grow larger. My head began to shrink. My eyes moved to the side of my head. I had a strange fetish for eating worms. After a few months my head had mutated into a birds head and i am now a mans body with a birds head.

    The birdman was born



    PS. THIS IS NOT TRUE. IF ANY MUTATION HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE I AM TRULY SORRY. I LOOK NOTHING LIKE A BIRD APART FROM A SLIGHTLY LARGER NOSE.


    MUTATIONS ARE NOTHING TO BE MADE FUN OFF
     
    #1 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
  2. Reserved
     
    #2 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
  3. So you're kinda like Spider-Man...only in bird form?


    Big foot is cooler. Just sayin.
     
    #3 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 5, 2013
  4. BE STRONGER THAN BATTERY ACID BRO!!!!!!!!!!! 
     
    #4 *renamed2549856 (01), Sep 5, 2013
  5. Hahaha is it a plane. No. Is it a bird. No. Oh wait it is. Ohhh
     
    #5 -TPR_MCBOwnsASkyline, Sep 5, 2013
  6. I ate spider man for breakfast. I flew above his had a shiit. Blinded him. Then pecked him to death
     
    #6 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
  7. Lol thannks formula
     
    #7 -TPR_MCBOwnsASkyline, Sep 5, 2013
  8. love the name, gonna hire u, once I have $
     
    #8 *renamed2549856 (01), Sep 5, 2013
  9. I like formula 1 too hahah
     
    #9 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
  10. I own them both 
     
    #10 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 5, 2013
  11. Yaay haha. Me gusta my name too
     
    #11 -TPR_MCBOwnsASkyline, Sep 5, 2013
  12. Lmao thought the Birdman was a dude, misleading name 
     
    #12 *renamed2549856 (01), Sep 5, 2013
  13. I did too lol very misleading
     
    #13 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 5, 2013
  14. Lmao yeah haha. Birdwoman doesnt sound good haha
     
    #14 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
  15. My avatar is like a confusion. All think look at this birdman. Oh its a woman. "Wanna rp".


    I seriously dont get rp
     
    #15 THE_BIRDMAN, Sep 5, 2013
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