I sit in my bush, waiting for the long overdue update. Time passes slowly, more slowly than I could ever have imagined before. Each second drags by, making my task simply unbearable. But all I can do is wait. My anticipation evaporated, along with my excitement. It just couldn't last. The age old words echo in my head; "I swear I'll review tomorrow!" Tis a painful thing, this waiting. --- Review that while you're waiting on the update
Not if you call them… bushes. -shudders in disgust- They're shrubs. That's the only way they can be awesome.