Chronic Farmilia

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Dr_Zed, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. Chronic Farmilia

    •noun
    •derives from the root "farm", with a suffix of "philia", which means to have a strong tendency to do


    but what IS Chronic Farmilia??

    the discovery of the Farmilia strand was discovered in late 2012 by this guy

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    looking through his microscope, he noticed abnormal strands of a peculiar disease
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    and sought to investigate

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    after nearly a year of studying, plotting, testing, and expirementing, lab researchers are now confident on why this disease mutated to what it is now

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    Noobius Butthurtius, commonly known as the "butthurt noob"

    but why did the specimen Noobius Butthurtius cause the Chronic Farmilia strain to mutate to what it is?

    the date and exact origin of the mutation of this disease is unknown, but research shows that an inflammation in the population of Noobius Butthurtius caused an electrical impulse malfunction in the brain of those who suffer from Chronic Farmilia, now called Chronic Farmilliacs

    so how is this disease cured?

    it cannot be cured. the disease has mutated and spread far to greatly to be able to produce enough medication to cure it. fortunately, there is ONE person who can find the cure

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    that is right. according to research, a humble man by the name of Zed is willing to work hard to find the cure of Chronic Farmilia... but research costs money....

    awww crap. there goes humanity's last hope

    not so fast, Zed may be willing to comprimise, due to the lack of national funds in the country of Pimd

    so... what does Zed want in payment?

    1 million crabs

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    does Zed expect a single person to donate these 1,000,000 crabs to the research fund?

    no. it will be a long road of research, and over time those 1,000,000 crabs may be paid for funding

    so what happens if the crabs arent paid?

    then all of humanity as we know it will fall victim to the evergrowing plague Chronic Farmilia. if those out there have hopes of finding the cure, the crabs must be paid
     
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  3. Buuuuumb. Love it haha
     
  4. Your like the evil guy who is like, i'm a good guy, but if you dont gimme shit, world ends.
     
  5. lmao... I'll pay 1,000,000 Zolt colas
     
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    7/10 a step up from those uninteresting threads in AT
     
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  8. whoever make this need to sit down and evaluate what they are actually doing with there life
     
  9. well currently i am deciding on what i want for breakfast. you?
     
  10.  great comment Max
     
  11. shuddup caribou
     
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  13. So you want 1 million crabs, where I am 10 ec is $1 with crabs costing 1ec each you really want people to gift you $10 000 of rl money 
     
  14. yes tucker...
     
  15. He deserves it that was a lot of research