Hello. So lately I've been stressing about school and whatnot, when I realized I won't be on as often when it starts. Don't worry. My review thread won't die.? But I'll need a co-editor. To make it more fair, y'all will have to audition. To audition, you have to review three stories. Each review must have: A rating A summary (do this the best you can; some will be hard) Stuff you liked Advice You must pm the ratings to me. I don't want to have to wonder if anyone is copying anyone. Also, post on this thread that you're auditioning and I'll follow you back if needed. I get quite a few notifications and tend not to read them all when I think they're all for my club. These are the three stories. Story number one: once dere wuz a gurl named Patricia. flashback: Patricia wuz walking down the street wen a guy tackled her to the side. "hey dude" She said in annoyance "wut tha heck r u doing" "there was a bus behind u" The dude said "and it wuz going to hit u" then Patricia looked at da street and da bus zoomed past "o wow u saved ma life thx" he smiled "np" end of flashback. dat dude wuz named Patrick and he wuz best friends with Patricia but she wuz actually in luv with her best friend but he wuznt so she wuz sad............... Oh god. >.> Story number two: "hey Courtney it's time to go to the party!" Her best friend Kelly yelled upstairs. "Just a second." Courtney yelled back. She looked in the mirror and checked her makeup. Her blue eyes perfectly outlined in mascara. Her blonde hair perfectly in place. Her dressy clothing perfectly settled. Courtney runs downstairs. "Okay I'm ready" I say. "Oh wow you look so good." Kelly says. I laugh and say "I know lol kidding!" Then we link arms and go to the party......... "Hey hottie." "Ugh, get away from me," I snap and turn away. It was the tenth guy that hit on me and I had only been there half an hour. Courtney sighs and looks around. She can't find her boyfriend even though he said he would be there. Then she got a call. "David is dead" "Oh no!" she gasped fainting. "What? What happened?" Kelly rushes over. "Dav… DAVID IS DEAD" I sob To be continued.................. Idk why but an absurd amount of dots always pisses me off. Story number three: Pick one of these stories: Hidden Truths Forgotten I decided not to put Sharknado as an option because… well actually the reason is pretty onions *obvious Wtf autocorrect So anyways. That's all, folks! Now go!
I'd do it except I'd treat it like a job and wouldn't want to do it. Plus I'm rather critical in my reviews whereas so many people just instantly support, and I'd rather not put people down.
Yeah, y'all will have to be mean if you do it. I may hand some stories I don't wanna be mean to to you soooooo… that's why I'm making y'all review my beautiful story that completely destroyed my opinion of my writing skills. I feel like that didn't make sense. Oh well.
Angel, you write reviews. I write Writing Class 101. People needs lesson; and I'm gonna teach myself along the way too~ I'd do it... Bu as we all know from Hexin's FFN... I personally, utterly suck at summaries.