Fresh Jesus

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Aug 26, 2013.

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    Now, this is a story all about how
    My body got nailed up to a cross
    And I liked to take a minute heres how begins I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins

    In west Bethlehem I was born and raised
    In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools

    When a couple of Romans
    Who were up to no good
    Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should

    I had one last supper and my men drank wine
    I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine

    I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer
    The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer
    If anything I could say that the roman wins
    But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins

    They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight
    And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To settle in heaven and listen to prayer.
     
  2. Dude u can rap B)
     
  3. ZAFT-UNDEAD!!!!

    JOIN NOW!!!!!!!
     
  4. Nah. Little on the rough side for a Fresh Prince remix.
     
  5. Nice. I thought this was going to be a bad thread but it's pretty cool
     
  6. Is that a picture of a spaceship0.o
     
  7. Nobody ever answers my questions I hate you all? I hope you LOSE your phone and can't log into your accounts
     
  8. That's a picture of a statue of Jesus 
     
  9. I don't believe you .-. That's what a government official would say. It's a cover up
     
  10. Holy shit I think it is a picture of a spaceship…
     
  11. Awesome remix. I liked it. 

    That's the statue of Jesus in Rio 
     
  12. It's called

    Christ the redeemer

    Some people are stuuuuuuupid
     
  13. Pretty good rapping
     
  14. I say no thanks. I do not like judging others
     
  15. He cant rap he stole the Fresh Prince of Belaire theme song and changed the words