Princess and the Pea?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerk123123, Aug 25, 2013.

  1. So Im sure all of you have heard the story Princess and the Pea, but just in case you haven't, what happens in the story is this princess goes and stays over at some princes house (i forgot why, but I think she ran away for some reason and while she was running away she wanted to rest somewhere at night), she tells the family that she is a princess, but the prince's mother doesnt believe her. So when the princess goes to bed, the mother arranges 100 stacked mattresses for her to lay on, and under the bottom one, puts a small pea. Then, in the morning when the princess awakes her back hurts like hell because of the pea and the queen acknowledges that the girl is really a princes..... You can guess what happens next ().

    Okay, so now you're probably wondering why in the world have I told you this? Well.....I think I found another one?. This morning when I woke up my back was hurting... I paid no mind to this.... but when getting out of bed, I found a bead under my mattress.










     
  2.  I have a similar story actually.

    I once woke up and I had a bolder under my mattress.  I slept like a baby though.
     
  3. oh my
     
  4. 
     
  5.  OMG mags 
     
  6. So that's how you become a princess. Planting a whole host of nasties under my bed now. My boyhood dream of becoming a princess could finally become a reality  Thank you so much :)
     
  7. I sleep on flaming hot spikes ?
     
  8. And War-King..... If you do that, I don't think you're princess materialyou're not a princess
     
  9.  no, I'm a king 
     
  10. Zach that's hawt
     
  11. Yea, flaming spikes gets pretty hawt like 2000°C
     
  12. 

    Dear Diary,

    Today I learned Zach likes to sleep on hot rocks.  New information I can add to my scrapbook about him!  Now I shall continue my journey stalking him. ?


    Jk.









    I don't have a diary.













    It's a journal. 
     
  13. 
     
  14.  Spikes, not rocks
     
  15.  Jeez. I want to say something so perverted so bad.