It's quite simple. Step one. Be really annoying. Step two. Try and troll forums Step thee.  spit away ^.^
 Tsk Tsk. You forgot the MOST important step!! STEP 4: BE A NOOB Not just anyone can be a noob, ya know!!! YOU CANNOT MASTER SAID art without number 4!
And i can literally hear him say "spitfire"  That guy was awesome one of my fav characters to use when i was younger