Hello, my name is Celestine. You may call me Cel or Celeste. Welcome to Celestine Speaks Today's topic: The HUSSY!!!!! ^.^ You see her at work, in the street, at wally mart, the MALL!!! Olive Garden, in your classes. She is HUSSY!!!! On the outside she look like normal woman, maybe more attractive than most but on the inside she is HUSSY!!! It is not her ridiculously long eyelashes or shiny hair that gives her away. Not her boob job, or bright lipstick and cheeky smile. It is not her ultra mini skirt or sky high heels. It is her nature. How to spot a hussy? 1) A hussy is never without her makeup 2) A hussy is always the damsel in distress 3) A hussy is always near men or surrounded by men 4) A hussy is always complaining about how men don't treat her well. OR how women don't like her 5) A hussy sees love as a game and enjoys the "chase" 6) A hussy rarely looks for "true love" 7) A hussy doesnt want "a" man. She wants YOUR man. 8) A SMART hussy keeps a ridiculous amount of condoms on hand, the dumb hussy gets pregnant IF YOU ARE A HUSSY DO NOT FEAR!!! THERE IS HOPE!!!! ^.^ keep your legs closed and stop being so… so… DESPERATE!!!! You are lady, act like one. Thank you for reading
I prefer a woman who can kick my ass, she can act like a lady BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE A BARBARIC BEAST!!!
***Sidenotes*** How do you change text color?! /).(\ sorry if it looks plain, I cannot see emoji in forums, so I don't use them
But leave color as color and only put the number like [color=FF5F0] idk if it works i made it up [/color]