What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimeow. What do you call a cat that lives in the desert? Sandy Claws. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons? A sourpuss. What do you call a cloned kitten? A copycat. What do you call Christopher Columbus' cat? Christofurry Culumbus. What do you call it when a cat bites? Catnip! What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrrrrrrpatrator. What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? Cat-a-log. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. What do cats like on a hot day? A mice cream cone. What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac.