When i was three i saw these big kids climbing up one of those giant medal slides,so i decided to follow them up i made it to the very top and then fell of the side. Dont remember anything of that day after that? Then also fell and hit my head on a brick fire place while playing red light green light in the house.
I got bit by a duck when I was little too. Who knew ducks bit I was just trying to give you bread you asshole duck!
i saw a video of a guy on top of a train and he gets electricuted by a electric cable and he just collapses and theres smoke coming from and then the cops come and beat him with a rod for climbing on the train…
I dropped a garden fork through my toe when I was little. (Another way to see a blood fountain btw) then I passed out on the floor at the sight of the blood ?
I had pins in my toe and when the doctor was taken them out u better know that I was crying and then I tripped over the crib and made my knee all bloodly and then I was going to the sound booth and it has a bar step and I tripped on it made my leg num. thank god I lived by a doctor.
Hmmm lets see when I was 3 I was pushed off a slide and broke my left collar bone When I was about 7 I climbed up on a pot lien sink to get something out of the top of the linen closet and fell on the corner of the sink not fun When I was nine I was riding my big sisters bike and accidentally impaled myself on the front of the seat When I was 13 I was with my family in Las Vegas and got my foot caught in the city bus door (never sit in front of the yellow line people) When I was 21 I flipped my older brother off and he twisted my finger until my knuckle snapped in half
Oh oh and when I was 11 I was playing with my older brother and our neighbor I was on a big wheel and riding towards the gate that was open and my brother slung it shut I got hit in the head with it and had to get stitches Oh and when I was five I was leaning up against the porch rail and it came loose sending me into my moms prize winning princess Diana rose bush Oh and when I was two I was leaning against the window screen in our two story apartment and fell out into a mud puddle didnt have a scratch on me. As you can see I'm accident prone
For 3 consecutive years, all before kindergarden, i went down my grammys basement stairs (in a walker, a @,2,3 bike, and roller skates) and right at the bottom, you'll smack your face on a concrete wall. I cracked my head open each time. -_- needless to say, third time is a charm, and she kept the doir closed afterwards.
I once got my finger crushed by the forks of a forklift my little finger looked like a over cooked sausage you know when it splits that hurt a lot my finger has never been the same lol