My Trip To GameStop

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. This is the story of what happened to me yesterday.


    Per my usuaI weekly entertainment prank phone call, I called my local GameStop to get the new Battletoads...but, here's the issue I ran in to:

    They actually HAD Battletoads!

    And my life plan was actually ruined! Regardless, I ordered all they had in stock and said I'll come and pay with a credit card (Which I actually "found" somewhere).

    So I fly down to GameStop and talk to a fat guy behind the counter. So I say "Hey, I called a few minutes ago about Battletoads."

    He responds "So it was you?" "Yes, that was me", I say, then he stands up, walks to me and punches me in the face!! IN THE MOUTH!!!

    After that he says "Go back to playing Minecraft, idiot." I stand there, completely shocked, I found a raging gamenerd who works at GameStop, people. This is my first discovery like that ever.

    After I come out of it, I figure, I've already been hit, and humiliated, I did the one thing I came here to do...I asked him if he seriously has Battletoads in stock, he had some.

    So I bought it.

    And so, I was going home with my brand-new Battletoads, then my momma got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie to Bel-Air".

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"

    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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  2. What did I just read?
     
  3. What the? 
     
  4. I think my IQ dropped just from reading this.
     
  5. Um lol okkkk and why do you even reserve lmfao
     
  6. okk* o.o
     
  7. I always reserve to defeat the "first" idiots.
     
  8. It may be possible, but I really doubt it.
     
  9. auntie and uncle to bel-air * 
     
  10. Unsuspecting twist of events 
     
  11. *Unsuspected
     
  12. My advice for the original poster is to call a rehab center 
     
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  14. That was funny
     
  15. And it begins here.. PiMD didn't know what they were getting..
     
  16. I agree. I think my IQ did drop as well.