Vampires?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. Yeah bro.

    That's hipster for "I'm gonna jack your gif and slabber it everywhere else, jack"
     
  2. I'm not too familiar with Hipster, but I've been working on my Jive recently.
     
  3. Shit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

    I'd say it's coming along pretty well.
     
  4. I completely dig it ya', mah' homey.

    I likes ya', and ah' wanna be homeys fo'ever
     
  5.  I kinda like Willy, he can at least form a coherent sentence, unlike the self appointed "forum gods" around here. No offense to those I have appointed to that stature myself in my head. I really really really laughed so hard, until of course my phone lagged on page 15. 

    By the way having a PiMD "family" is RP despite what you've heard. Just a little educational awareness.

    ?
     
  6. There are gods?


    I want to meet them! If you are one, please please tell me!


    I would love to know how you convince people you are gods? They are so resistant to lies!
     
  7. Cherry is the goddess of forum fruits 
     
  8. Of course there are forum gods Willy! Without forum gods has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    That's what I thought.
     
  9. Well, hello Cherry. Nice to meet you. The kindest post of the day.

    Well, Warry, the Penguin crossover....I seek to placate you all within the confines of these here dormitories. Please, continue your irrational squawking and/or fish hunting, like the winged dolphin you are.

    See you in the field.
     
  10. Hello Willy,

     I'm not a fruit goddess. Justin just dreams that I am.
     
  11. Woah, woah, woah. I'm confused. Do you think I'm Warry?
     
  12. This is delusional
     
  13. ^^ that wasn't me , anyway willy don't bullshit about you hitting me , you haven't and your not going to either
     
  14. They said I could become anything I wanted...


    So I became a unicorn
     
  15. But.
    Can we all just be happy that this is well written? Serious or not, this ability is so rare on PIMD 
     
  16. Fian , he said he was a " True" vampire now all he has to do is look at some one and he takes there energy , a " true " vampire sucks blood , yes there is energy in blood but to be far away and extract the energy from the blood is quite frankly , stupid
     
  17. Exactly fianan! I agree!
     
  18. Sweet Jakey....

    My child, you need to read more carefully. The story does not change, but you insist it does.

    Allow me to grace you with the common mans bastion of information, Wikipedia, and their take on a psi vampire....

    "A psychic vampire is a person[1] or being[2] who feeds off the "life force" of other living creatures.[1] Psychic vampires are represented in the occult beliefs of various cultures and in fiction.[3] There is no scientific or medical evidence supporting the existence of psychic vampires, or even the bodily or psychic energy they allegedly drain.[4]"

    See, Wiki doesn't scientifically believe we exist....

    So I guess I don't exist, right?
     
  19. Do you sparkle in sunlight?