Hello my dear subjects! As the head of the CatOholic Church of PimD, it is in my duty to teach you how to live your life. I, as a pope, am the perfect coach. I cannot do half of the things I tell you to do. Today's little tip is simple. When you get your nipples hard in an argument, don't use them to fight your kins. Use your hard nipples to mine some really hard minerals, like obsidian or diamond. That way you'll be able to provide more resources to your village and you'll use all the bad feelings to improve your life positively! Don't thank me for these tips, thank the great Cat. But y'know, I don't spit on some donations, so feel free to donate. I am Its Holiness, -Abusive-Pope-, and I'm out.
When you want to touch a woman's breasts, say it's for science. You want to further advance the knowledge, life, and skills of the human male race.
Can I use one nipple for mining hard minerals and use the other for destroying my enemies in the name of the dark lord Cthulhu?
No. Cthulhu isn't that dark. I invited him for dinner the other time. I ended up slaying his eye, but besides that bad eye he had, he's nice.
Oh. Perhaps I could save a nipple for slaying my enemies in the name of the not so dark and slightly blind Cthulhu?
Pope<3 I am his advisor and I'm not really sure if I approve this message or not. Ill sleep on it. In the mean time I have a lovely pic of me and the pope riding through a field together today. ~the advisor Anya out!?