Fridy arvo, and I was knackered but I'd promised the girlies a night down the coast, so I gave me best mate Shazza a ring.. She said, "G'day Ahli, how's it goin'?" I said, " it's goin' tops mate, how's you?" Shazza said, "Aww, me oldies are being drongos about this weekend" I asked "you right?" She said it was all good, and she'd be round in a bit.. So I got to packin'.. While packing my uggies, trackies, boardies and me wife-beaters, me Mumsy walked in offering me her Driza-Bone.. I told her thanks for the offer, but I'm not a Jillaroo then told her to rack off.. Anyways, Shazza rocked up with with our mates, Kazza and Lozza, in her boyf Dazza's fourby! I chucked my bags in the back, and jumped in with the girls! We were off!! Oh bugger!! I yelled out to Shazza, "Chuck a u-ee, I forgot my jumper." It was my fave!! Ran back and grabbed it, and we were off again. After a few hours driving, we had to stop at a servo for some bevies.. Even though it was evening, it was still a scorcher! Me sunnies were melting on my face ? finally made it to the van park, and checked out our cabin.. Classy? now time to get all tarted up and put a face on We were hitting the pub for a few voddies... Next mornin', woke up with a Southern Cross tramp stamp and a splitting' headache.. Stopped off at the beach to watch the Nippers run around, then headed back to make lunch. Shazza started the barbie, while the rest of us sat around like bludgers, havin' a few stubbies. The smell of snags and rissoles drove me batty! Then Kazza chucked a tanty, 'cause someone nicked the chook out of the fridge She was spewin'! We sounds like kookaburras as she went off like a galah Anyway, we found out it was the local ratbag that stole it.. But he was a bewdy, so we got over it In the arvo, it was time to head back.. Got halfway there when we ran out of petty ? lucky for us, some good lookin' young bloke came to our rescue.. Got home finally, and saw me olds sitting out front waiting for me.. God bless 'em
Ahlie, this is a great story. I do the same and read the story in an Australian accent in my head. Wonderful and hilarious like usual.