As many of you know, i am I wasnt always the big, strong, intimidating, sexy, handsome doctor i am today. In fact, as a wee lad i was scrawny and barely fit in my armored doctor uniform. I also had a brother, Ned. He was my parents' favorite... ...Possibly because of the mustache. We were a successful duo of doctors. We saved many, many lives. And soon my business became official: I sell medical supplies from vending machines. Dont mind the "scary needles" part.. Either way, business was booming, until shortly thereafter i noticed my customers were going missing.. So i went out with my trusted circle saw, and searched for my missing customers. After the long search, i found only one. He was laying on his back on a beach, repeating over and over I knew somebody was behind it, and i was determined to find out who. But due to my awesomeness, i determined the answer would come to me. So one night im sitting around and i find my brother's diary just sitting there.. So im like "ok, let's see what's inside". After skimming around, i find pictures of Ned kidnapping my customers Because of my 110% guarenteed sexiness, i automatically knew where he was taking them. So i drove my car as fast as i could to the island, but it broke downpossibly too much water intake. Oops, looks like i'll need a ride back. So i start walking around, and you'll NEVER guess what i found. FREAKIN ZOMBIES And they're all like Omnomnomnomnom brains One of them had the daringness to challenge me to a duel And as he's slowly limping to me, i'm all like Needless to say, i kicked that zombie's ass. I finished beating up all the zombies, when all of the sudden a cage raises up around me Then Ned dropped into the cage.. And i knew what i had to do. I had to beat him once and for all! Witness the epic battle: I so kicked his ass But then he got back up, and im like HE'S A FREAKING ZOMBIE And then he ate my brains and i died Now i spend eternity playing board games. Yahtzee!!
this story was kool but you should have got bitten and became a zombie and had kids who became zombies that…you finish