Not so long ago, I was attacked by the earwig people. The bedroom that I claimed in my parents' basement during my basic studies was infested by them. They took everything away from me. My food, my very own domestic spider, and my kingdom. They took my time, my comfort, and my heart. But all these things I claimed back and got rid of them on my main territory. The only thing they permanently took is the cookie I wanted to eat before they raided it, and the life of my beloved spider. I found their nest, burned some of their kins, cut the head of some others, launched an attack with the chickens my friend kindly passed me, raided their place with lots of chemicals, and crushed them with Chinese sticks. Now they have returned in my second territory. The bathroom. These nasty little piece of junk are everywhere. I can't seem to locate their nest, or maybe is it nests? I have fought with an incredible and relentless power, but my time is up. Tomorrow is my last day at my parents' place. I will move to my very own little place. I regret one thing. That thing is that they still roam the bathroom with a worrying blood thirst. My cat does not seem to give a fuck about them and he won't help me in the fight. I hope I won't find them in my new place too, because I have enough worries with college and studies. But if they dare, I will crush them like a door once crushed one of my toes; extremely hard. Now if you'll excuse me, I have many things to prepare before I go. So many things to do, but only a little time left. And I'm tired so I might decide to sleep... I don't know yet. Pope's out.
My parents? They still have that despicable thing they call my little brother, and many cans of anti-earwigs product. They'll be just fine.
Because their nest is more of an hatchery. They only store their eggs in some place in the walls or somewhere like that and when the eggs are done hatching, newborn earwigs come. That's so disgusting.
If I had to choose between earwigs and termites, I'd keep the damn earwigs. At least they don't eat my house. Well, not that I am aware of.