Tut Rant

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Biter, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. There's really no point to this thread. I was trying to follow somebody and hired them by mistake. ?

     DAMN MY CLUMSY FINGERS!

    I was on a whole WHY DOESN'T PIMD DO LIKE A "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO HIRE?" THING?! tirade for a bit.

    But that would screw up volleys, no?

    So I got to thinking. Where the hell did volleys come from? Can you imagine the first volley?

    "Hey hire my tut!"
    "Why did you hire back?"
    "Hire him again!"
    "Ok. I did- why did you hire back?!"
    "Let's keep going!"
    "Why?!"
    "We make money!"
    "But now I have a 1kcs tut worth 67 gajillion dollars :( :( :("
    "I call it VOLLEYING! "

    Aren't you supposed to earn your cash through jobs, battles and wars? Isn't that what PIMD says in the app description? Not "Earn cash by rapidly hiring tutors back and forth, forcing a two day old player to be worth more than a private jet!"

    And I know it's an integral part of the game, and loads of people use it as their main source of cash. But isn't it a strange concept?

    These are just my highthinks at 4:45am.

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    Please leave your opinions and discussions below.
     
  2. Everyone IS volleyed to 300M. That would be fun with 'are you sure you want to hire?'
     
  3. #Pimdproblems
     
  4. I always wonder who came up with these names and ideas first and how they were able to get the names/ideas to stick. like "pots" and "farming" etc. etc. 
     
  5. Not everyone is or was volleyed as a noob. Old players, like myself, worked our way up without getting a noob volley.
     
  6. "Pots" is short for "potions" and has been used for decades.
     
  7. Lmao that made me laugh,
    'Earn money by rapidly hiring 2 day old players making them worth more then a private jet'
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  8. I know it would be a pain.  Maybe the follow and hire buttons could be moved faar, faaaar apart.














    #JopoIsAHipster
     
  9. I always accidently hit hire when trying to scroll down. I have extremely horrible luck.
     
  10. I don't say pots. It's a stupid term
     
  11. Wait... What's the point of this?
     
  12. the giants are getting feisty today
     
  13. There is no point. 
     
  14. Haa no point but i love it :)
     
  15. Only a few terms are from ATA games, majority of them are from other games. Gaming terms are universal.
     
  16. Preach it beaches
     
  17. Preach it beaches
     
  18. And last night I was thinking, who came up with using the middle finger. Like the Dane Cook joke. Lol