Random, pointless thread but I'm watching Airplane and this is a conversation between a little boy and a girl on the plane. Boy: Would you like some cream? Girl: No, I like it black.... like my men. I just can't.
"When you think about it, having sex with a girl is gay. All pink and perfumey. What's more straight then sticking it up another guy's ass?" "... Literally everything."
hello yes i would like to quote the whole sharknado movie but i wont so "Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we're going to get into that chopper and throw bombs into the tornadoes."
Marlin: [inside the whale as it starts to swallow] What's going on? Dory: I'll ask. Whaaaa... Marlin: No, no more whale! You can't speak whale! Dory: Yes I can! Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
My favourite movie line: "So, you're an expert on Muggles. Can you tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
My favourite movie I can't remember what it was but it was so funny hahaha had me and my family in tears of laughter for ages.. Small white child: “Do you taste like chocolate?” Small black child: “I dunno why don't you find out?” Small white child: -licks other child's face- Then there was Child #1: “Quick what's the number for 911?!” Child #2: -shrugs-
I forgot which movie but it went something like this. "I'm a dude playing another dude disguised as another dude to play a dude!!" Lol